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Susans are the most strange people you can meet! They are so unique you get shocked, but also so beautiful by heart you cant stay away. They are so pure you just want to hug them and protect them, like a tiny and innocent puppy.

Can also be crazy like a monkey and make no sense at all. Having a conversation can make both you and Susan confused, which can be hopeless at times but also just funny when killing time.

Beautiful or not, she is a keeper!
Did you see that girl, Susan?
Yeah dude, she was so strange!
But she was pretty though, funny too
Agreed man, totally agreed.
by 4DaWin April 02, 2015
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Susans are beautiful sexy chicks who know exactly how to make people's day. She always knows how to make you smile and laugh. She has a cute accent and amazing hair. She's absolutely PERFECT. All her friends love her and she's a really social person. She's loyal and very ambitious. Once she sets her mind on a goal nothing can stop her from achieving it. She loves baking and cooking and is an amazing flirter. Every man wants her. She has a ton of best guy friends and they treat her like a little sister and she treats them like an older brother. She's really chill and an amazing kisser. She's sexy in bed and has an amazing body. She's really passionate and if you have a Susan then hold on tight! She's independent and never take her for granted. She's a very hilarious and fun person but don't get on her bad side bc she bites hard! Don't give her dirty looks or talk shit bc her inner bitchiness will come through. Shes not a girl to be messed with and she's amazing at holding the longest grudges. she forgiving but to a certain point and would do anything for her best friends. If your her man you are a very lucky man but you gotta treat her like a princess bc she could easily find a new man and replace you. She killer eyes and she gives the best hugs and love to cuddle. She always needs attention and always wants to be spoiled. Overall Susans are stubborn Sexy badass bitches with lots of sides to their personalities and their absolutely perfect!!
Man 1- You know Susan?

Man 2- Ofc she's a goddess
by Sexycutegoddess March 13, 2017
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Hair. Lots an lots of curly hair.
Daaaammmnnn did you see that girls hair? She must be a Susan.

"That's why her hair is so big-- it's full of secrets"
by skirp512 January 28, 2013
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If you have a Susan, you are one lucky character! Susans are generally smart, musical, and generous. Never take advantage of a Susan; they also bite. Unless provoked, a Susan can make a great companion!
Girl: Guess what?
Boy: What?
Girl: I bought a Susan today!
Boy: Lucky duck.
by delilahsky January 17, 2010
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A Susan is someone who will love you like no one else could. She has the most gorgeous blue eyes and everytime you see her, all you want to do is just kiss her and cuddle her for hours. A Susan will always make you feel warm and lift you up higher than you've ever been before. She's extremely beautiful but denies it, never seeing the good qualities in herself but only the good qualities in others. She is someone with extreme talent in every form of art and someone everyone can get along well with. No one could ever ask for a better girlfriend.
Daniel - You look beautiful, Susan <3
Susan - I love you, Danny <3
by d0n1e2b3y4 November 30, 2012
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Karen's sidekick. She's that one friend who hangs out with the local Karen.

Like Karen, she's a middle aged mom who uses facebook and likes minion memes, but typically, she's not as loud and aggressive as a Karen. Although she may still be entitled, bossy, and annoying in a more low key fashion.

Susans are much less likely to cut their hair short like what is seen with a stereotypical Karen.

When encountered on their own, Susans may nag you for whatever reason it is that bothers them, but without all the rage and energy that a Karen has.
"I was minding my own business on a bike ride when a Karen started yelling at me for using the sidewalk rather than the dangerous bike lane. The Susan with her looked at me and agreed with the Karen at a regular volume."
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by Anonymousmobster January 28, 2021
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