You've done it, you've slid into Susan. Are ya in there Susan? You accused me of Susaning. I did... I just Susaned.
by Viscio August 25, 2019
by Tank P1ayer May 23, 2019
If you have a Susan, you are one lucky character! Susans are generally smart, musical, and generous. Never take advantage of a Susan; they also bite. Unless provoked, a Susan can make a great companion!
by delilahsky January 17, 2010
A Susan is someone who will love you like no one else could. She has the most gorgeous blue eyes and everytime you see her, all you want to do is just kiss her and cuddle her for hours. A Susan will always make you feel warm and lift you up higher than you've ever been before. She's extremely beautiful but denies it, never seeing the good qualities in herself but only the good qualities in others. She is someone with extreme talent in every form of art and someone everyone can get along well with. No one could ever ask for a better girlfriend.
by d0n1e2b3y4 December 1, 2012
Susans are beautiful sexy chicks who know exactly how to make people's day. She always knows how to make you smile and laugh. She has a cute accent and amazing hair. She's absolutely PERFECT. All her friends love her and she's a really social person. She's loyal and very ambitious. Once she sets her mind on a goal nothing can stop her from achieving it. She loves baking and cooking and is an amazing flirter. Every man wants her. She has a ton of best guy friends and they treat her like a little sister and she treats them like an older brother. She's really chill and an amazing kisser. She's sexy in bed and has an amazing body. She's really passionate and if you have a Susan then hold on tight! She's independent and never take her for granted. She's a very hilarious and fun person but don't get on her bad side bc she bites hard! Don't give her dirty looks or talk shit bc her inner bitchiness will come through. Shes not a girl to be messed with and she's amazing at holding the longest grudges. she forgiving but to a certain point and would do anything for her best friends. If your her man you are a very lucky man but you gotta treat her like a princess bc she could easily find a new man and replace you. She killer eyes and she gives the best hugs and love to cuddle. She always needs attention and always wants to be spoiled. Overall Susans are stubborn Sexy badass bitches with lots of sides to their personalities and their absolutely perfect!!
by Sexycutegoddess March 13, 2017
A general term for a woman -- usually white, middle-aged, and privileged -- who is perceived to be ignorant, old-fashioned, conservative, or out-of-touch. The kind of woman who loves Hillary Clinton, Jesus, lululemon, and white feminism. Often used passive-aggressively to criticize white women and white privilege. It doesn't matter if her name isn't Susan. Related words include Becky, soccer mom.
Woman: The most effective way to treat depression is to meditate and do yoga.
Katie: (thinking to herself) okay, Susan...
Woman: #LoveTrumpsHate! #AllLivesMatter!
Black person: Susan here thinks she knows about social justice.
Woman: Black people need to stop being so angry. MLK wouldn't approve.
Black person: SHUT UP, SUSAN!!!!
Katie: (thinking to herself) okay, Susan...
Woman: #LoveTrumpsHate! #AllLivesMatter!
Black person: Susan here thinks she knows about social justice.
Woman: Black people need to stop being so angry. MLK wouldn't approve.
Black person: SHUT UP, SUSAN!!!!
by 19beatrice97 October 3, 2017
The one true goddess of kindness, generosity, science, and friendship.
Worshipped by the Susan Squad and the followers of the religion Susanity.
Worshipped by the Susan Squad and the followers of the religion Susanity.
by Dragunfire November 28, 2020