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A word that applies to children, usually female, born to parents who are thought to be crazy. Comes from Suri Cruise, who was born to Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise, the world's most famous scientologist (see scientology).

Note that while the word 'Suri' applies to the child it does not necessarily mean that the child is crazy. The label 'Suri' shouldn't been used as a derogatory remark.
Guy 1: Dude, her parents are seriously crazy!
Guy 2: Yeah, she's a real Suri.
by Dan Downs April 20, 2006
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a test-tube baby, or a publicity stunt. no way was she conceived naturally, because her dad, tom cruise is a fag! COME OUT OF THE CLOSET, TOM CRUISE!!!!
suri was made in a test tube.
by da trick biatch April 23, 2006
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Girls name which means 'Lord' in Hebrew; 'pickpocket' in Japanese; and 'free publicity' in Holywoodspeak.
"Do you think Tom Cruise wants his daughter Suri to grow up to be a pickpocket?"
"Nah... there must have been some other reason for picking that name."
by robcraine April 20, 2006
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Suri is an awesome girl. She's the cutest, the smartest, the funniest of all the girls i know. I love her like hell, WOW ! She so understands me and it's like we were connected. i'm the retard she's the brain. I'm the slave she's the master. Every morning, I'm stunned by all this cuteness on her so gnugnugnugnugnugnu face ! I just love being with her, hugging her, kissing her... She's the sun of my days <3
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A word that applies to children, usually female, born to parents who are thought to be crazy. Comes from Suri Cruise, who was born to Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise, the world's most famous scientologist (see scientology).

Note that while the word 'Suri' applies to the child it does not necessarily mean that the child is crazy. The label 'Suri' shouldn't been used as a derogatory remark.
Guy 1: Dude, her parents are seriously crazy!
Guy 2: Yeah, she's a real Suri.
by Dan Downs April 20, 2006
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The evil alien spawn of Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise. The chosen child of Scientology born 4/19/06.
L. Ron Hubbard smiled an evil grin when Suri was born.
by winegirly April 20, 2006
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