Surfer girl

pretty much the sickest chicks around. doesn't matter where the girl comes from, they will be chill and awesome.

beware of the girls that say they are a surfer just to pick up guys. if they'd rather tan than surf, they're lame. if all they talk about is surfing most likely they are faking it

I totally picked up this hot surfer girl last night. guy 1
Really, what'd y'all do? guy 2
Talked about surfing. guy 1
Dude, she isn't a surfer girl. guy 2

Surfer girl by surfergirl94 January 23, 2011

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Surfer girl

A girl who finds peace with the ocean and an aesthetic pleasure when riding the perfect wave, forgetting all her worries

Surfer girl, so cool.

Surfer girl by Surfer at suncoast January 24, 2020

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Girl with big breasts, flirtatious, she loves to travel and make men suffer, her favorite color is the black of WhatsApp

Girl with big breasts, flirtatious, she loves to travel and make men suffer, her favorite color is the black of WhatsApp by Lagylegrand November 24, 2021

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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