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surf's up 

When you and/or a bunch of your friends piss/shit, pour bong water, rotten milk, anything nasty into a trashcan and lean it up some unlucky person's front door. You then knock on the door, run away and when they open the door yell "SURF'S UP!!!!"

Variation: Place a Ken doll into the trash can with a flag in it's hand reading "Surf's up!" so that it will pour in the house when the door is opened.
Yo this bitch pee'd in bed so I gave her the surf's up.
surf's up by Bitch titties August 23, 2005

Surfs up, ASSHAT

1.What you say to a person who has their heap up their ass (a.k.a asshat), right before you shoot them to death like a classic '80s action star.
2.When your trying to teach your asshat friend how to surf, but your being a turd about it.
3.Something that you scream when you do something really bad ass.
That Jock that you have hated since pre-K: Look man, you don't have to do this. I'll give you my car, my money, private jet. Anything that would keep you from killing me!
You:*you do not care what he has to say*
That Jock that you have hated since pre-K:Let's make a deal. You get rid of my girlfriend, instead of me.
You:*you are completely disappointed. this big, bad, invincible guy has now tried to sacrifice his girlfriend. low*
You (again):You know, man. I hate you, always have. But this, this is just sad.
You (yet again):*aiming the gun*Surfs up, ASSHAT!
*you proceed to riddle him with bullet*
As you walk away from the scene, it catches fire and explodes, you don't look back.And as the sun sets, you put on your shades, LIKE A BOSS!
Surfs up, ASSHAT by nb.Harris4 December 7, 2018
When your at the sea and you see that the waves are firing you say surfsup or when your excited to go have a surf you shout “surfsup!”
Ayy surfsup my dude
surfsup by Jaco_is_stinky October 5, 2020
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026