No earlier than 9:00am. The act of waking up any earlier is considered a war crime and is against banned by the Geneva convention. Deer like to sleep in as well.

The time Seth is supposed to wake up is 9.

The time Seth is supposed to wake up by Skmj1221 November 7, 2020

oh god oh fuck what was supposed to go here again

shit what was this for again my mate over there said this was the place to put it but I don't remember what went here

"Yo jerry like put that on a mug or something"
"oh god oh fuck what was supposed to go here again"

oh god oh fuck what was supposed to go here again by Perturbator 9700 December 13, 2021

what am i supposed to type here?

uh idk you look bored, hbu just go outside and play. didn't yo mum tell ya to do that?

uhhhhhhhh no. IM BORED FUCK OFF what am i supposed to type here?

what am i supposed to type here? by BANANASSSSS_ARE_NOT_YUMMY_HAI January 15, 2017

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026