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Michael Superbacker 

Michael Superbacker is a person who fell for a kickstarter scam (scam in question being the air umbrella) and stayed in the comments of said scam for 7 years, most known for appearing in penguinz0's videos every know and and then, Thanks to Allen Pan (Sufficiently Advanced) the air umbrella has been built, it is unknown if Michael has claimed it or not yet.

Michael always includes superbacker in his online presence, an example being his twitter @MSuperbacker

Some quotes
"Congratulations air umbrella! Dave W. , You where the first backer and I was the last 825th backer! :) Maybe we will both get an extra present/reward? :)" - late 2014
"Where the Fuck is my Money!? Where the Fuck is my Umbrella Mother Fuckers!!!???" - mid 2016
"Hello? I've been literally asking my mailman everyday... IS IT HERE???!!!, IS IT HERE???!!!, he just looks at me with a sad face :( please send my product soon,thank you." - early 2019
"Day 2,582... .... Woke up today in my tent by the river... it was really chilly and cold... only in the low 40s this morning. I found some blueberry patches yesterday along with an apple orchard. I am ready for the new fall season ahead ... The search goes on......." - Late 2021
"Michael is a man of focus, a force of nature so powerful not even the air umbrella can stop him." - Charles white (penguinz0) When talking about Michael Superbacker Jul 25 2021

superwank 

"Mmmmmmmm... ooh, my hand's blurring!" - Superman
superwank by Dr. Jackass April 23, 2005

supersack 

Five burlap sacks sewn together to form one large sack. The word "supersack" is diagonally printed on it in large, red or black letters. Originally stated from Atif Rahman to Mike Sholars, a friend who refused to cheat in 'The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening'.
"Kick that f*ckin' shopkeeper's ass, shove him in a supersack, tie him to your car and ride the highway."
supersack by Atif December 6, 2003

superhack 

When you hack a persons account on one website then use their e-mail address to hack their accounts on other websites.
Dude, I totally superhacked this chick last night. I took over her Gaia, her Photobucket, her Neopets, and a bunch of other accounts.

Supersmack 

Supersmack, n. A supermegaawesomefoxyhot smack delivered from the delicate, sexy hand of one Izzy Labbe to your mom's face. Or your face. Can cause serious side effects, like brain cancer, and immediate death.
You better be careful, Adelia, or Izzy will come and supersmack the crap out of you!
Supersmack by ILViolaMaster September 30, 2011

supersmacked 

The effect of consuming a larger than usual amount of marijuana.

To be under the influence of a high grade marijuana such as, Grand Daddy Purp, Kush, Haze, Diesel etc.

.n super-smacked

(sooper-smacked)
Man you might be smacked, But I am supersmacked.

That Kush has me supersmacked.

I was supersmacked last night.
supersmacked by ITSCAPITALG April 23, 2010