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supermarco 

If you even have a chance to become friends with SuperMarco... Goodluck trying to with stand or understand his AWESOMENESS!!! He defeated thanos with a bean burrito and his wits, Defeated ultra instinct shaggy at full power level, Stopped 30,000,000,000 Robots from destroying the world while eating 60 Tacos, he's Amazing friends with the 5 and kung fu panda aka the dragon warrior, He would of been an amazing spider man even better THAN FRICKING TOM HOLLAND!!!, He was amazing friends with stan lee, and HE'S LITERALLY SOOOOO CUTE, HANDSOME, INCREDIBLY INTELLIGENT AND SOOOOOOOO GOOD LOOKING THAT ONE STARE OF HIS EYES WOULD MAKE YOU SOOOOOOO AMAZED BY HIM!!! But... no one knows who SuperMarco is hmmmm OR where he is.
Bad guy#1: MAN SuperMarco is too cool awesome i can't understand its!!
Bad guy#2: OH CRAP!! ITS HIM!!!
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supermarket sex 

When two individuals who work together in a supermarket can't keep there hands off each other during work hours.
Keirsten and chad work together in a supermarket they become physical attracted to each other and suddenly they begin hiding in the produce cooler so Keirsten can suck chads banana and chad and play with Keirsten 's mellons it leads into some hot supermarket sex.
supermarket sex by JDawg 316 December 8, 2015

Supermarket shuffle 

The act of two individuals walking head on in a supermarket at which time they are unable to predict the direction the opposite party will maneuver resulting in a left to right or right to left shuffle that leaves both parties felling somewhat awkward about the occurrence. This sometimes leads to nervous laughter or a consequential head on collision.
Ex: Lyle was walking down the frozen foods section at Wally World when in front of him appeared a patron walking in the opposite direction. When the two parties tried to pass they did the supermarket shuffle before bursting into a nervous yet awkward laughter and going on about their business.

Supermanouevreability 

The ability of an aircraft or aerial vehicle to maintain accurate pitch control in the post-stall regime of high-alpha flight.
Evident in:

-Eurofighter Typhoon.
-Su37.
-F22.
-Most Hollywood fighters. Hollywood clearly knows things the aerospace industry doesn't.

Ha. Let's see how many people bother looking *this* up. ;)

Supermarket Rock 

Music that is heard in a supermarket or has a distinctive style like the music heard in a supermarket.
Girl: OMG I LOVE BREAKING BENJAMIN!!
Guy: Dude, it all sounds like the same damn supermarket rock to me.

supermario 

adjective. Enhanced suddenly because of a gift, person, event.
Luigi: "Feeling pretty supermario after that mushroom pizza. It really hit the spot."

Joe A: "That party was totally supermario after you showed up with the beer."
Joe B: "Yeah, it was great."
supermario by nid84 August 27, 2009

supermarket legs 

n. Slapper

"Cheap and always open".
Jack: "Hey Bill, have you seen the new girl Sharon?"
Bill: "Yeah Jack, but I hear she's got real supermarket legs!"
supermarket legs by Jamie Douglas September 30, 2006