summer sausage

A term used for a mans shorts that are cut too short, usually hugging the groin area tightly. May notice penial peakage on observation.

She contemplated asking him out, until he got up from the table and she noticed his summer sausage. She quickly ran away and was hit by a car.

by LBT/Antimosity November 16, 2003

Summer Sausage

1. Slang term for a caucasian penis.

2. The opposite of a coal sausage.

Suzy used to like summer sausage, but after she had tasted the coal sausage, she never went back.

by Super Wank February 10, 2009

Summer Sausage

referring to male genitalia when he has tanned in the nude.

oh my god, did you see Rick? He must have been on a nude beach cuz he has such a summer sausage

by jefferscene April 20, 2010

Summer Sausage

The bludge of a man's penis in a speedo, in the summer.

Did you see that guy's summer sausage?

by Gortlubes September 24, 2017

Summer sausage

A dick, usually a fathers dick that is used to penetrate their sons raw asshole. The code name for the dick is "summer sausage." The kid calls it that because he thinks his friends do not understand what it really is."

Kyle-" Yeah, I'm having summer sausage for dinner tonight."
Clymer- "Oh, you're dad is shoving it up your ass again?"
Kyle-"Yeah…"

by Delbyisgay123 June 15, 2017

Nasty Summer Sausage

the act of boning a dumb bitch while jamming a foot long summer sausage up her ass. Afterwards, no need for crackers and cheese. Cum on the shit covered summer sausage and make the bitch eat it.

I gave that bitch the Nasty Summer Sausage. No big deal.

by furjam April 17, 2011

Summer sausage

The act of someone playing with a man’s breast while performing a sexual act

Boy I could go for some summer sausage right now

by Joedirt88 September 18, 2023