suicide squeeze

Whilst banging a female you pull it out and preform a bunt which means slapping her on the face with your dick, yelling bunt, then running. After you yell bunt and run out of the room, your friend has to run in from another door (like a closet or something) and jump onto the bed in a head first dive. Have another one of your friends jump out from underneath the bed and call him safe or out. You can have additional fun by calling him out then getting into an argument about it while the girl sits there nekkid and confused.

Dude we totally pulled a suicide squeeze on Jenny from the block.

by Jason Garbo October 11, 2006

suicide squeeze

Crapping out a very large terd

Uhh man uhh its a suicide squeeze

by Tonyizzle October 04, 2005

suicide squeeze

A baseball term. Also the act being crushed to death whilst having sex with two very "large" ladies.

"Poor Bill, he was too young to die."
"That's what a suicide squeeze will get yah."

by rayjay October 20, 2004

Suicide Squeeze

When somebody accidentally touches a body part of the opposite gender in an enclosed space or a hallway.

(Joe accidentally touches Sara's chest in the hallway. Joe runs away in embarrassment)
Sam: Yo, Joe, what's good?
Joe: Just pulled a suicide squeeze on Sara, dude.

by TScottsby September 20, 2012

Suicide squeeze

Baseball term that is used when a runner is trying to steal home and the batter drops down a bunt to let the run score.

Coach: “Hey Ryan let’s get this winning run in with a good ‘ole suicide squeeze”.
Ryan: “Oh shit”

by Hard90sonly4 January 07, 2020