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Suicide Note 

A silent but deadly fart that is delivered immediately before exiting an occupied room.
Bringing to mind the often used suicide note phrase; "I'll be gone before you get this".
"John left an awful suicide note in the kitchen this morning, and I had to open all the windows."
Suicide Note by Smurfpiss October 18, 2008

Suicide Note 

The letter passed from one hand to another to give the thoughts and feelings ignored of the suicidee's mind after there death. Most of these people a destitute, alone, or have chosen to give up, or rich and cannot take the pressure. They are selfish people. Someone is writing one right now at I type most likley.

Giving explination to why, how, when, and who made this person feel they had no other way to stop the voices in there head. Many ar bi-polar, sctzo, or just plane fed up with being dealt a shitty hand. Most of these people believe thier failures and do not belong in the world, group, plain they exist and better could come of ending the pain. Holding in secerates as well for others that do not care the course of what has become of the secerate holder
(on the cover of an envelope wrapped around the neck of the person)Please give this Suicide Note to whom it belongs This person needed to say goodbye!
Suicide Note by imgoin2hell October 27, 2009

suicide note 

A person (male or female) that is overwelhmingly depressing and sad to talk to, almost to the point that you wish that person would kill themself just so you dont have to engage in another conversation with them in this lifetime!
At the party last wednesday I tried hooking up with this chick but after she got 9 beers in her she started sobbing like a 2 year-old about how her family was just hacked to pieces by a serial killer. She was a total suicide note!

Im really into Tracy but with all her problems in life that girl reads like a suicide note!
suicide note by ricketycrkt December 25, 2011

Facebook suicide note 

A status update one sends to declare that they are done with Facebook. The usual reason is that there is "too much drama." Only a very small number of Facebook suicide note writers keep their promise.

Some don't delete their accounts, so they just come back in a month, some end up making new ones, and still others keep their promise but find out that, unfortunately, Facebook has becoming very important for keeping up with what's going on around you.
Bob: This will be my last status update on facebook. There's just too much drama and bullshit here. If you want to talk to me just text me. (August 3rd, 2011)

Joe: Sorry to hear it man, yeah there can be a lot of bullshit on here sometimes.

Bob: Sup (August 10th, 2011)

Joe: I knew you were full of shit when you wrote that Facebook suicide note.

How bout dem knicks? 

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.
Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?
How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005
Word of the Day on June 8, 2026

Power Couple 

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.
I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.
Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012
Word of the Day on June 7, 2026