Suga momma 

A splendidly wealthy woman, whose bank account attracts slews of men. Often coming from daddy, a trust fund, or ex husband, these rich girls love spending their money.
Suga momma's are fun, extravagant, classy, and beautiful.

Even more then spending on themselves, a Suga momma loves to spoil others, just because she can. Men can think they're fooling a Suga momma and using her, but she knows the games, and usually doesn't care! A Suga momma's man is young, hot, and charming; so it's a win-win. A Suga momma doesn't need him for his money, so she'll keep the lucky few for what she gets in return. (happiness, sexual satisfaction, laughter, pleasure, enjoyment) If you can keep your Suga momma smiling, say goodbye to 9 to 5 stress, and welcome to the good life!

"Yo, your girl has no common sense! She's stupid. How do you even have a conversation with that airhead?"

"Why would I care what she says anyways? I get to live at her crib, she gives good head daily, AND I drive an Escalade. All I gotta do is fuck her, tell her I love her, then she pays for lots of shit."

"Damn! You've got it made. Is that why you quit your job?"

"Sure is! Who needs to work when you got a suga momma?!"

Suga momma by uk u wish u had one February 8, 2010

Sugamomma 

Noun: A female who provides the suga. Providing sexual favors of any kind to whom ever requests. A woman who really enjoys ejaculatory jucies from a penis.

That girl with the fat ass... yea she is my sugamomma.

I'm about to disrespect this girl, oh wait it's just my sugamomma.

Daaaamn that is a fine sugamomma.

Sugamomma by Stay Icen June 28, 2011

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

a female giant about 20 feet or more

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you

giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004