performed during the act of sexual intercourse, the somalian sucker punch occurs when a man is about to climax. it is the act of removing one penis, shoving the entire arm up the bum hole, making ones partner throw up, and then spooging all over the back of their head. it has only been performed twice, by somalians, hence the name.
judy: oh my ellen, you look terrible, what happened?
ellen: last night ted gave me the Somalian sucker punch, and i haven't been able to eat for eight hours
ellen: last night ted gave me the Somalian sucker punch, and i haven't been able to eat for eight hours
by warbastard August 17, 2010
The effect one has when they see something that looks so good and awesome, they must have it, taste it, see it, etc. The moment they do, they are disappointed eventually. Based off of the movie Sucker Punch.
Ohhh that candy looks so good!!
A while later...
Ahh this candy sucks! I hate the 'Sucker Punch' effect!
A while later...
Ahh this candy sucks! I hate the 'Sucker Punch' effect!
by Zenken May 21, 2011
When you Spackle but after pulling your pants up, you unexpectedly do the same thing, as the spackle would catch you off-guard with a sucker punch
Ron: Dude did I tell you what happened after we had Taco Bell?
Jeremy: Nah man, what happened?
Ron: I had to shit so bad and was in a hurry, so after I spackled, I got spackle sucker punched!
Jeremy: Oh man that sucks!
Jeremy: Nah man, what happened?
Ron: I had to shit so bad and was in a hurry, so after I spackled, I got spackle sucker punched!
Jeremy: Oh man that sucks!
by GasMaskOverdrive November 30, 2017
by Boron August 9, 2007
When a girl surprises a guy by telling him she's pregnant, and he responds by putting his dick up her vagina and forces it so high up that it hits the fetus and breaks it in half.
by Trump's asscrack February 28, 2018
When a girl surprises a guy by telling him she's pregnant, and he responds by putting his dick up her vagina and forces it so high up that it hits the fetus and breaks it in half.
by Trump's asscrack February 28, 2018
1. Motherfucker! Sucker punch to the throat!
2. You know what, Jess? Sucker punch to the throat?
3. Kid 1: What do you want for Christmas?
Kid 2: A sucker punch to the throat.
2. You know what, Jess? Sucker punch to the throat?
3. Kid 1: What do you want for Christmas?
Kid 2: A sucker punch to the throat.
by Mandizzle Eff May 23, 2005