suck on a straw

To be uesd when a person is annoying you, arguing with you, or dare to talk to you when you don't feel much like cussing anyone out.

John: You love Nick, don't you?
Me: Pfft, no.
John: Yeah, you do.
Me: GRR. Go suck on a straw, John.

Cheating-Ex-Boyfriend: Hey, Jaz. What's -
Me: GO SUCK ON A STRAW!!!

by JaztheCatDemon January 11, 2009

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go suck on a straw

This is a term that means "Go away and do something else." or " Go away and suck the juice out of a man's penis."

"I hate you." man #1.
"Go suck on a straw!" man #2.

by Amanda May 13, 2005

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Sucks Straws

used to replace the term sucks balls, due to the fact that you will inevitably suck on more straws than balls in your life time.

Guy 1: Dude, I just failed my math test and got hit by a truck!
Guy 2: That sucks straws!

Girl 1: Last night Bobby's mom walked in on us and then tried

to kill me with her frying pan!

Girl 2: That really sucks some straws.

by OHHno June 21, 2010

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sucks ass thru a straw

for when u think things really can't get any worse
a situation or person is very disappointing, annoying, upsetting, substandard, displeasing, unfulfilling

my job sucks ass thru a straw!
also see sucks hairy wet ass thru a straw

by jobsworth February 15, 2005

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Like a pig sucking a straw

The sight of a catheter that has been inserted into a moist vagina

"Jesus Christ I just walked past Kelsy and she gave me a right eyeful when she was mid crossing her legs....she's got a bloody catheter in....it looked like a pig sucking a straw"

by Psycho Jeff January 26, 2020

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