To be uesd when a person is annoying you, arguing with you, or dare to talk to you when you don't feel much like cussing anyone out.
John: You love Nick, don't you?
Me: Pfft, no.
John: Yeah, you do.
Me: GRR. Go suck on a straw, John.
Cheating-Ex-Boyfriend: Hey, Jaz. What's -
Me: GO SUCK ON A STRAW!!!
Me: Pfft, no.
John: Yeah, you do.
Me: GRR. Go suck on a straw, John.
Cheating-Ex-Boyfriend: Hey, Jaz. What's -
Me: GO SUCK ON A STRAW!!!
by JaztheCatDemon February 8, 2008
This is a term that means "Go away and do something else." or " Go away and suck the juice out of a man's penis."
by Amanda March 19, 2005
used to replace the term sucks balls, due to the fact that you will inevitably suck on more straws than balls in your life time.
Guy 1: Dude, I just failed my math test and got hit by a truck!
Guy 2: That sucks straws!
Girl 1: Last night Bobby's mom walked in on us and then tried
to kill me with her frying pan!
Girl 2: That really sucks some straws.
Guy 2: That sucks straws!
Girl 1: Last night Bobby's mom walked in on us and then tried
to kill me with her frying pan!
Girl 2: That really sucks some straws.
by OHHno June 20, 2010
for when u think things really can't get any worse
a situation or person is very disappointing, annoying, upsetting, substandard, displeasing, unfulfilling
a situation or person is very disappointing, annoying, upsetting, substandard, displeasing, unfulfilling
by jobsworth February 15, 2005
"Jesus Christ I just walked past Kelsy and she gave me a right eyeful when she was mid crossing her legs....she's got a bloody catheter in....it looked like a pig sucking a straw"
by Psycho Jeff January 26, 2020
synonymous with "whatever floats your boat" and the new and absolutely phenomenal "whatever lifts your luggage".
by dordan jewert May 16, 2010
by Jendingo November 25, 2021