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SUCK MY FINGER 

a term used to be more appropriate then "suck my dick"
for a moment before the word finger is uttered it has a lot of shock value
me: hey man u sucked at basketball today

anthony: oh yeh well suuck my..

Me: :o

Anthony: ..finger

both of us: =D oh man i love saying SUCK MY FINGER
SUCK MY FINGER by sheebes February 1, 2008

finger and suck 

When a girl sits on a guy and opens her legs, allowing the girl to suck the mans penis. Once the girl gets sucking, the guy starts to finger the girls ass, causing immense pleasure for both. The man must have a very big penis for this to work.
Audrey and Kyle were preforming finger and suck on each other while Kyle's parents weren't home.
finger and suck by jordanthebeast January 10, 2018

suck my middle dick finger 

1. A phrase used to when someone is pissed off about something and wants to be left alone.

2. Another way to say 'fuck off' or 'suck my dick'
Nick: you can leave my room

Bailey: suck my middle dick finger

Nick: no thanks

Suck ya Mum and finger ya Dad 

Offensive term often used on trolls or people that piss Hannah off in the Bebahan stream.
"Go suck ya Mum and finger ya Dad"
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026