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SUCK MY FINGER 

a term used to be more appropriate then "suck my dick"
for a moment before the word finger is uttered it has a lot of shock value
me: hey man u sucked at basketball today

anthony: oh yeh well suuck my..

Me: :o

Anthony: ..finger

both of us: =D oh man i love saying SUCK MY FINGER
SUCK MY FINGER by sheebes February 1, 2008

finger and suck 

When a girl sits on a guy and opens her legs, allowing the girl to suck the mans penis. Once the girl gets sucking, the guy starts to finger the girls ass, causing immense pleasure for both. The man must have a very big penis for this to work.
Audrey and Kyle were preforming finger and suck on each other while Kyle's parents weren't home.
finger and suck by jordanthebeast January 10, 2018

suck my middle dick finger 

1. A phrase used to when someone is pissed off about something and wants to be left alone.

2. Another way to say 'fuck off' or 'suck my dick'
Nick: you can leave my room

Bailey: suck my middle dick finger

Nick: no thanks

Suck ya Mum and finger ya Dad 

Offensive term often used on trolls or people that piss Hannah off in the Bebahan stream.
"Go suck ya Mum and finger ya Dad"
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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