suceur 

French word that designates a person (usually a nerd) who is doing or saying stuff that he would normally not do/say to make someone happy (usually the teacher).

Teacher: Can someone please me erase the black board?
Suceur: Me! Me! Me! I can help you Sir!

All the other students: Wow what a suceur!

suceur by Ze_french_urbandictionary March 27, 2018

Suceur 

French way of saying "dick rider".

French: person 1: J'aime pas Ronaldo. person 2: ferme ta gueule il est mieux que toi. person 1: frère c'est mon avis arrête d'être un suceur.
English: person 1: I don't like Ronaldo. person 2: shut the fuck up he's better than you. person 1: bro it's my opinion stop being a dickrider.

Suceur by eymenthug February 19, 2024

Suckurity 

How "security" should be written when using it in a context describing Microsoft or Norton software products.

Norton Internet Suckurity (makes your internet suck)
Microsoft Internet Exploiter Enhanced Suckurity (meaning that you can't open any sites, making your internet suck)

Suckurity by denbrice July 28, 2012

suckurom 

A play on words, referencing to the security feature in many games known as SecuROM. People generally find SecuROM annoying, because it limits the number of times you can use serials and gives you all sorts of hell. Over time, people have started to call it SuckuROM as an inside joke.

Andrew: Oh fuck!
Michael: What?
Andrew: This game has SuckuROM built into it.
Michael: Well that blows.

suckurom by Corey_Faure June 14, 2010

Le Sueur 

The biggest hick town in Minnesota, where all they talk about is tractors and trucks. 3 in 10 people chew during the school day and they carry around their "spitters" in their backpacks.

Frank: have you been to Le Sueur?
Lisa: no, but i heard they are a bunch of hicks.
Frank: Belle Plaine has hick day to mock them, ha.

Le Sueur by youthinkyouknowme4 August 13, 2012

Job Suckurity

Continued employment assured by the natural expression of incompetence and stupidity of your co-workers.

Since I'm the only one who can get anything done around here, I have plenty of job suckurity.

Job Suckurity by jobsuckurity July 9, 2010

sucer 

A French word used to intimately proposition a blow job.

Voulez-vous sucer mon bête.

sucer by Timmah! Liblah! May 13, 2003