a term used acting as a product that doesn't cure but effeciently dissolves speech impairments for a flexible period of hours. this product is not real but primarily used in a form of sarcasm or methods/techniques of minimum to severe bullying. a high dosage of this is said to lead to stutteritus and sometimes overdose.
Richard Stutterman- damn i wrote a long grocery list last night.
· stutter butter
· stutter alfredo
· macoroni and double double-c cheese
· sunny Deep breathe
· a gallon of depression
· 12 pack of Dr. Pauseineverysentence
· and a please dont leave me Baby Ruth
· stutter butter
· stutter alfredo
· macoroni and double double-c cheese
· sunny Deep breathe
· a gallon of depression
· 12 pack of Dr. Pauseineverysentence
· and a please dont leave me Baby Ruth
by bulletface May 1, 2015
by bac02 August 6, 2009
The phenomenon that affects folks (usually those who were born prior to 1950) at Starbucks, when they suddenly freeze and have no idea what to say or do when the barista asks them for their order when trying to buy a plain old cup of coffee.
Usually followed by groans and exchanged glances among the snotty cardigan-wearing yuppies and corporate scumbags in three-piece suits waiting in line behind them.
Can also be associated with the shock of paying more than $0.50 for a cup of coffee.
Usually followed by groans and exchanged glances among the snotty cardigan-wearing yuppies and corporate scumbags in three-piece suits waiting in line behind them.
Can also be associated with the shock of paying more than $0.50 for a cup of coffee.
Customer 1: "Dude! Did you see that geezer get the Starbucks Stutter when he couldn't even order his joe?"
Customer 2: "Yeah! That was some serious java stage fright!"
Customer 2: "Yeah! That was some serious java stage fright!"
by interregnum September 15, 2009
When 12 guys fuck one guy so hard that the spaces in his sentences disappear resulting in what sounds like stuttering.
by Jbrooksie711 October 12, 2023
by alltogetherbeautiful July 27, 2006
(Verb) The highly frustrating occurrence when someone asks you to repeat yourself as if they didn't hear your words properly, only to have them interrupt you as they respond to what you just said indicating they heard you correctly the first time. It makes you wonder why they asked you to repeat yourself in the first place and can be described as being forced to stutter voluntarily... but who the hell wants to do that?
"Would you please stop STUTTER-FUCKIN' me! That's the tenth time in the last 5 minutes you've asked me to repeat myself only to have you verbally stomp me as I tell you what you obviously already heard!"
by Theghost43 October 3, 2014
by orangeguy81 March 30, 2009