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1) when you get your dick (or strap-on) sucked after having it inside an ass-hole.

- the phallus usually takes on a turnip-y-ish hue after this act....eat it veggie-bitch
she is a vegetarian, so i offered that bitch a sturnip
sturnip by enbediz April 18, 2010
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chris sturniolo 

- the hottest man alive

- the funniest man alive

- the best laugh ever

sturniolo triplets 

best tiktok and youtube content creators out there

Nick Sturniolo, Matt Sturniolo, Chris Sturniolo
aka: Bird Boy, Lover Boy/ Matty B/ mega_matt44, Lice Boy

matt sturniolo 

the most precious person on earth. he is so funny and pretty.
matt sturniolo by Rubycgd April 25, 2022

sturniolo triplets 

the definition of lifesavers, therapy and the best ppl on this earth.
i just told you about how much i need the to survive is that enough. sturniolo triplets on youtube
sturniolo triplets by Fybutfm June 25, 2022

matthew sturniolo

the reason my standards are so high.
“why are your standards so high?” “because matthew sturniolo exists.”
matthew sturniolo by jadelbeez June 13, 2022

nick sturniolo 

so pretty

hottest sturniolo

funniest person in the world

hates birds
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murderhobo 

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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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