sturnip

1) when you get your dick (or strap-on) sucked after having it inside an ass-hole.

- the phallus usually takes on a turnip-y-ish hue after this act....eat it veggie-bitch

she is a vegetarian, so i offered that bitch a sturnip

by enbediz April 18, 2010

chris sturniolo

- the hottest man alive

- the funniest man alive

- the best laugh ever

i love chris sturniolo.

by i’m hot shit May 11, 2022

sturniolo triplets

best tiktok and youtube content creators out there

Nick Sturniolo, Matt Sturniolo, Chris Sturniolo
aka: Bird Boy, Lover Boy/ Matty B/ mega_matt44, Lice Boy

"sturniolo triplets have my heart"

by RAHHHHHHHHHHHH April 26, 2022

matt sturniolo

the most precious person on earth. he is so funny and pretty.

i love Matt sturniolo

by Rubycgd April 25, 2022

sturniolo triplets

the definition of lifesavers, therapy and the best ppl on this earth.

i just told you about how much i need the to survive is that enough. sturniolo triplets on youtube

by Fybutfm June 25, 2022

matthew sturniolo

the reason my standards are so high.

“why are your standards so high?” “because matthew sturniolo exists.”

by jadelbeez June 13, 2022

nick sturniolo

so pretty

hottest sturniolo

funniest person in the world

hates birds

nick sturniolo is so sweet!

by i’m hot shit May 11, 2022