The amateur scientific discipline of observing and reporting the level of stupidity exhibited by individuals in response to stimuli. In recent years, the rise of user-generated content online has driven an upsurge in stupidometry. The practitioners of stupidometry and their subjects frequently engage in heated debate in online forums and the comments sections of popular blogs. The impartial observer will often find it difficult to distinguish between practitioners of stupidometry and their subjects, given the subjective and often overlapping nature of these roles.
Example of enthusiastic stupidometry in response to blog post
Article: iPhone 10 rumours...
Comments
A: what a stupid article its pointless
B: No, it's pointless.
A: thats what I said stupid
B: No, that's not what you said. You said "its pointless". Missing apostrophe. Don't call me stupid.
C: Like I can't believe you wasted you're time correcting grammar in the comments dude!
D: well you wasted your time dude lolz, just had to comment didn't ya?
B: And it's "your" not "you're"
C: Anyhoo... android is better and iPhone 10 only for stupid fanbois
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A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."