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Stupid Early

Stupid Early is any time in the morning, when you don't feel you should be awake. It is too early for you, and you hate being awake and active at this time. Any time before 8AM can be universally classed as Stupid Early. If your boss asks you to get to work for 7AM for example, you can say 'That's stupid early'
I'll be there quite early tomorrow, but not stupid early.
Stupid Early by Eric Booth November 17, 2010

stupid early

A time in the morning that most people consider way too early to be awake. 5am is normal early; anytime before that is stupid early. It's most often used to describe waking up in the morning so it wouldn't apply to staying up late at night into the next day.
"Are you going hiking with Mark tomorrow?"

"No way! He's getting up stupid early to watch the sunrise."
stupid early by Kyle Freeman June 20, 2008

Stupiderly 

Something done less intelligently. More stupidly done than another.
My son makes fun of me more stupiderly than anyone else. She could not have said it more stupiderly.
Stupiderly by Erad1 January 1, 2017
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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