Stuck in the Mud

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The inability to complete a task due to a lack of understanding, competence, or will.

Josh is stuck in the mud and has been unable to complete the engineering changes piled up on his desk due to a lack of will.

Doug seems incompetent in creating purchase orders and appears to be stuck on the mud.

Tim has a lack of understanding of the need for gages and due to that is stuck in the mud.

Stuck in the Mud by Mer9 April 29, 2010

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Stuck in the mud

When you are drunk and you’ve fucked up.

Karen; Who’s boat is this?
Jade: Oh you mean Mud Flaps. She’s ours. You’re a part owner. We bought it off Marketplace last night.
Karen: Oh fuck. You all got stuck in the mud last night!!

Stuck in the mud by Andos Hastos January 11, 2022

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Stuck in the mud

When a man is having anal sex with his partner, whoever that may be, and his member fails him while inside, thus having the rectum close around and grip the flaccid member.

Me and the lady wanted to try something new in the bed last night. I thought It was going well until I got stuck in the mud.

Stuck in the mud by Zetters April 24, 2014

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Stuck in the mud

To foot-fuck someone up the ass.

I got stuck in the mud last night.

Stuck in the mud by PP December 3, 2003

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Stuck in the mud

When performing anal sex with a dog, its anus constricks around your manhood, causing your dick to get stuck in the mud.

Hamish had to go to medical, when buck caught him stuck in the mud.

Stuck in the mud by DirtyMikee May 23, 2016

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stick in the mud

Someone who prefers to allow things of seeming enjoyment pass them by

Someone who prefers to "stick" (stay, remain) in the "mud" (a metaphor for despression and unhappiness)

derived from "to stick in the mud" ..

The time has come to thicken the blood //
and make no mistake i'm a stick in the mud //

stick in the mud by adhesives April 27, 2003

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stick in the mud

In other words "a killjoy".

Be sure to join in enthusiastically with a sanguine's activities and ideas and above all, don’t be a stick in the mud!

stick in the mud by kaye321 November 22, 2016

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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