A long string that you attach to your penis for men who are too fat to find/reach it otherwise. Comes in handy for those intimate moments or when going pee. Will also be marketed in cool patterns for holiday seasons, and camoflauge/blaze orange for outdoorsmen. The slogan is "It's fashionable, functional and in some cases even offers protection!" (In the case of the hunter: no one will shoot off your willy in the woods when you've got the blaze orange model!)

Maybe I should lose some weight, I can't see my penis anymore.." "No way dude, go buy a Dick String!

Dick String by NurseRissa October 17, 2010

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Dick String Cheese

When you peel the smegma off of your dick.

Bro, check out my dick string cheese collection.

Dick String Cheese by cakeerealurban April 4, 2025

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Cow dick string cheese

Its just smegma of a cow.

Hey I have a cow with some cow dick string cheese. Smegma of the cow. My cow has a lot of smegma of also know as cow dick string cheese.

Cow dick string cheese by BuBzreal April 29, 2026

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strongdick

Adjective: 1) Possessing tremendous amounts of strength, especially with regards to one's dick. Can also be used in place of adjectives such as "sick" and "baller" as a means of praise.

2) The opposite of "weakdick" (i.e. hot is to cold as strongdick warrior is to weakdick bastard)

Verb: to dominate and/or completely destroy (physically, mentally, spiritually, religiously, argumentatively, verbally, or in any other manner)

"Man, that last game was strongdick like some shit."

Genghis Khan was a strongdick warrior.

If one were to be listed under the wikipedia page "physical strength," one would be a strongdick warrior. Conversely, if one were to have their name removed from the aformentioned page, one would be considered a "weakdick" bastard.

"I just strongdicked that exam, probably got 110%"

strongdick by strongdickwarrior January 12, 2011

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