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straffen 

1. sleeping with goa chics who lost any demand for taking a shower since the beginning of the fusion festival
2. taking too much drugs during the fusion festival
3. taking even more drugs during the fusion festival
4. taking drugs with goa chics and having sex with them afterwards at the fusion festival
"Hey, what's up with Cuba?" -"Oh, he's straffen again."
straffen by Editha June 16, 2008
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Stroflex 

Stroflex –

Pronunciation - /stroh-fleks/

Proper Noun –

COO

Noun –

The action or state of stroflexing

Verb

To subtly contract any upper body muscle group within a corporate work environment while walking, sitting in a conference room, pacing in an office, or washing hands at the bathroom sink. Popularly utilized muscle groups include, but are not limited to, deltoids, pectoralis major, trapezius, and biceps. Although popular held beliefs deny the possibility, it is feasible to stroflex the gluteous maximus group as well.

Origin - stems from the last name Strobeck
Anyone happen to see John stroflexing while making that grilled chicken salad yesterday when he slowly poured the cucumber ranch dressing? That man has skillz.
Stroflex by swagu17 December 15, 2016
Related Words

Stroffing 

To take very long when smoking.
Dude stop stroffing you’re taking forever to smoke that bowl.
Stroffing by hornigan May 2, 2022

Stoffermave 

A danish word for having a nervous stomach. You often have 'stoffermave' before exams or before finals in sports and etc. Translated to english it would be something like "getting butterflies" - but just butterflies on stereoids.
Oh man! Just the thought about playing in the Super Bowl gives me a stoffermave.

I hope my stoffermave won't ruin my exam today - I just need to pass this test.
Stoffermave by twometerman August 6, 2015

struffet 

an alternate definition of the word slut or whore as introduced to society by modern day philospher/pornstar Ron Walker.
Shit nigga i just received some oral pleasure from this mutha fuckin struffet.
struffet by Ron Walker April 7, 2005

stoffers 

A man of greatness, known for being beeg. Also a known priest of the church of coors lite.
"Who's the priest at veets's wedding?"
"I hear its Reverend Biggie Stoffers of the Coors Lite"
stoffers by veets January 19, 2008
A word used to describe driving fast.
I went for a stroff to get away from the cops.
That car is a stroff-box!
stroff by bobba November 10, 2005