stripper monkey 

A species of monkey prone to shedding its clothing; often associated with romantic holidays.

They all bought and exchanged little stripper monkeys for Valentine's Day.

stripper monkey by Tiffany December 4, 2002

Stripper money 

when you have nothing but singles in your wallet

Jon: wow you have a fat wallet
Jim: no, not really i just have alot of stripper money

Nick: Could you pay for lunch all i have is stripper money
James: yea sure but you have to pay me back

Stripper money by Sebastian Montoya January 6, 2008

Stripper money 

when you have an ungodly amount of ones in your wallet to be considered normal

1: bro, so i was giving rebecca change
2: and?
3: i got a peek in her wallet, she got Stripper money

Stripper money by Capital Jupiter March 23, 2022