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straw mat
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A
redhead
that will
have sex
on the floor
, with no carpet, no bed, no self esteem
Mike took that straw mat home and
got laid
on his
hardwood floor
. His room is
nasty
too.
by
Mikey DeM
March 13, 2009
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