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Straightened the Rainbow 

1. When her booty so fat, pussy ain't flat, and titties where it's at, it can make a gay man's dick say, "Hello!"

2. When his stomach so flat, his dick's a bat, and he shaved his mat, it can make a lesbian's pussy go "splat."
1. When Drake saw a real woman for the first time, it straightened the rainbow. So he went and dumped his boyfriend Hailey.

2. When Michelle caught a glimpse of David's long dong, it straight up straightened the rainbow. So she went and dumped her girlfriend Claudia.
To go ham, to push your body to the limits with drugs and alcohol for hedonistic purposes.
Let's go to Vegas and get strained breh
strained by ramnzucrew December 17, 2012

Straightened

His tie was not in conformity with his outfit, so I straightened it for a better fit.
Straightened by Snowball January 7, 2017

STRAIGENDER

A straight person who is romantically or sexually attracted to someone who is exclusively attracted to their own gender.
Example Sentences:

“Bro, I caught feelings for a lesbian.”
“Damn… you’re Straigender.”

“I keep liking gay guys, why is this happening?”
“Nothing’s wrong. You’re just Straigender.”
STRAIGENDER by Melokuhle_D November 14, 2025

abruptly straightened

When your acting a little to gay in public and you gotta make yourself seem straight as to not arise suspicion.
Dam dude I just abruptly straightened in the locker room today it got to be a little to much for my small gay heart .

cross-strained 

Being under the influence of multiple different strains of marijuana.
Dude, I’m so fucking cross-strained.”
cross-strained by BluntBill May 2, 2018