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Stoutism 

A Stoutism is a term used to describe an act or a phrase created off the cuff by someone with the Surname Stout. They are usually phrases used out of context or considered over the top or completely wrong by most ordinary people.
"Hey man did you see what Stephen Stout did last night"
"Yeah man! haha a total "stoutism"

Known stoutisms

1. "You fucking Nonce" (used as a response to basically anything you disagree with and completely out of context)
2. Sit Down (upon a headshot in a gaming environment)
3. Playniumed (To complete all achievements on a PS4 game)
Stoutism by JD_Bren June 13, 2016
Related Words

Stoutstanding 

Adjective:
A word meaning something prominent; striking; marked by superiority or distinction.

Used to describe something beyond excellence, something of particular magnificence.

Never to be followed by the word "Balance", nor to reference anything of poor fiscal favor.

To be used particularly when the use of "Outstanding" is just not up to snuff; or when it cannot describe the awesomeness of the described event.
"Dude, she gave AWESOME head.... it was Stoutstanding"

Guy1:"Did you see last nights Tosh.0?"
Guy2:"Absolutely! It was Stoutstanding!!"
Guy3:"Your Mom was Stoutstanding..."
Mom:"Yes I was..."
Stoutstanding by Cynot October 19, 2011

stoutish friend

its when a guy sticks his penis in your mouth and tea bags u while his friend poops and buttrapes you will looking at bluewaffle
Shit Terry yo really stoutish friend me bad
stoutish friend by Dr. Mike Hawk69 November 16, 2010

stoutitude

A degree to measure how stout a beer is.
The stoutitude of this beer was so great but it was too malty; I needed a more basic stout style beer.
stoutitude by MarZupial May 23, 2018
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026