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Stoutism 

A Stoutism is a term used to describe an act or a phrase created off the cuff by someone with the Surname Stout. They are usually phrases used out of context or considered over the top or completely wrong by most ordinary people.
"Hey man did you see what Stephen Stout did last night"
"Yeah man! haha a total "stoutism"

Known stoutisms

1. "You fucking Nonce" (used as a response to basically anything you disagree with and completely out of context)
2. Sit Down (upon a headshot in a gaming environment)
3. Playniumed (To complete all achievements on a PS4 game)
Stoutism by JD_Bren June 13, 2016

Stoutstanding 

Adjective:
A word meaning something prominent; striking; marked by superiority or distinction.

Used to describe something beyond excellence, something of particular magnificence.

Never to be followed by the word "Balance", nor to reference anything of poor fiscal favor.

To be used particularly when the use of "Outstanding" is just not up to snuff; or when it cannot describe the awesomeness of the described event.
"Dude, she gave AWESOME head.... it was Stoutstanding"

Guy1:"Did you see last nights Tosh.0?"
Guy2:"Absolutely! It was Stoutstanding!!"
Guy3:"Your Mom was Stoutstanding..."
Mom:"Yes I was..."
Stoutstanding by Cynot October 19, 2011

stoutish friend

its when a guy sticks his penis in your mouth and tea bags u while his friend poops and buttrapes you will looking at bluewaffle
Shit Terry yo really stoutish friend me bad
stoutish friend by Dr. Mike Hawk69 November 16, 2010

stoutitude

A degree to measure how stout a beer is.
The stoutitude of this beer was so great but it was too malty; I needed a more basic stout style beer.
stoutitude by MarZupial May 23, 2018
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