A genius waiting to be recognized. One who may not be a true genius but is a Jenius in some way, shape or form.
Ready for success.
Ready for success.
There is a storefront jenius in all of us. That cockacoo be a storefront jenius, check him out, Tatiana. Hold up Sven, this be the workings of a storefront jenius.
by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits November 14, 2007
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Used to describe a person's outfit when all or most of what they're wearing is all the same brand, resulting in them looking like the outfits in the front windows of a store.
Most common mistakes are wearing a shirt and sweater/jacket of the same brand, or a shirt and bottom of the same brand (not spotted as easily).
Usually not a good fashion choice.
Used to describe a person's outfit when all or most of what they're wearing is all the same brand, resulting in them looking like the outfits in the front windows of a store.
Most common mistakes are wearing a shirt and sweater/jacket of the same brand, or a shirt and bottom of the same brand (not spotted as easily).
Usually not a good fashion choice.
Person 1: "Bob has a pretty good sense of style for a guy."
Person 2: "Not yesterday - he had a storefront outfit on."
Person 2: "Not yesterday - he had a storefront outfit on."
by Da Poopy October 14, 2012
Get the Storefront Outfit mug.A business who stages their services in a community in order to feed off the wealth while investing little of the revenue back into the broader community. Services are often but not always lower value Pleasure or entertainment-themed.
Sarah: There is a Psychic setting up shop in town.
Jennifer: Uh oh. Storefront Coyote coming to prey on vulnerable people.
Jennifer: Uh oh. Storefront Coyote coming to prey on vulnerable people.
by Dread Pirate Skeptic March 31, 2019
Get the Storefront Coyote mug.An asymmetric hairstyle which is the result of a person (usually a young female) styling the front part of their hair while looking straight into a mirror without regard to the sides or back part of their hair. This gives the appearance of disproportionately large hair when looking face to face, while flat at any other angle of view.
Dude, look at the girl...her hair is huge in the front but flat everywhere else. She wearing a western storefront!
by kdjo66 May 30, 2009
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Brick-and-mortar shops do indeed usually charge a lot more for stuff than a front-lawn storefront, but yard-sale items usually don't come with a warranty or money-back guarantee, so it's kind of a trade-off..
by QuacksO September 9, 2018
Get the front-lawn storefront mug.A website that promotes "white pride". Basically, a bunch of complainers who think that the world is against them and that they can't express this aforementioned "white pride" but that all other races can. In fact, if they took the time to talk to normal black/asian/hispanic people, they'd probably realize that these people don't mind them expressing ethnic pride, but instead these "white nationalists" choose to take the example of A SELECT FEW racist minorities in the media to validate the fact that the world is against them.
They also spend a great deal of time describing the "great jewish conspiracy" in which, supposedly, Jews have engineered all the major horrors of the 20th and 21st century. Ironically, the State of Israel (which, of course, they bash) had a huge amount being created of help from the United States (their "white homeland") and is a pro-Western country that the U.S. still supports.
They also spend a great deal of time describing the "great jewish conspiracy" in which, supposedly, Jews have engineered all the major horrors of the 20th and 21st century. Ironically, the State of Israel (which, of course, they bash) had a huge amount being created of help from the United States (their "white homeland") and is a pro-Western country that the U.S. still supports.
Stormfront member: Ok, so listen, ummm the Russian Communist Revolution was headed by Jews and umm, well ummm the Germans realized that they were trying to defraud all Europeans and ummm the Holocaust is so exaggerated because other people died too...so umm they had it coming.
Normal human being: Get a life.
Normal human being: Get a life.
by Mr_Real November 25, 2009
Get the Stormfront mug.Armchair generals living cushy lives for the most part, but feel the need to generalise every living thing possible to feed their own narcissism and a medieval "us vs them" mentality.
What they refer to as "us", "we", "our culture" and "our achievements" is in actuality defined by the liberal West which they loathe with a passion.
Their definition of "we" includes nearly all European ethnic groups, which in reality have very little in common and hated each others guts before the liberal West untied this group into a greater European identity.
It’s interesting to note their take on mixing and sharing achievements as long as its within the approved list of ethnicities, aka whites. For example, America is seen as a "white nation" when in fact only a handful of European people were responsible for its creation. i.e Brits. At this time the Irish were considered slaves basically. But today they consider America a country for all whites including Irish, Russians, Italians etc
To join this elite group each ethnicity needs to offer an achievement which all whites can take credit for. The exception is Asians and Arabs in which case an elaborate revisionist history is invented where this elite club of ethnicities suddenly all become lets say, "Aryan" and are responsible for all civilisation in those lands. Note the term Aryan has no European origin whatsoever.
The best way to join the Elite club is by being blonde. Any savage Viking past will do. No questions asked.
What they refer to as "us", "we", "our culture" and "our achievements" is in actuality defined by the liberal West which they loathe with a passion.
Their definition of "we" includes nearly all European ethnic groups, which in reality have very little in common and hated each others guts before the liberal West untied this group into a greater European identity.
It’s interesting to note their take on mixing and sharing achievements as long as its within the approved list of ethnicities, aka whites. For example, America is seen as a "white nation" when in fact only a handful of European people were responsible for its creation. i.e Brits. At this time the Irish were considered slaves basically. But today they consider America a country for all whites including Irish, Russians, Italians etc
To join this elite group each ethnicity needs to offer an achievement which all whites can take credit for. The exception is Asians and Arabs in which case an elaborate revisionist history is invented where this elite club of ethnicities suddenly all become lets say, "Aryan" and are responsible for all civilisation in those lands. Note the term Aryan has no European origin whatsoever.
The best way to join the Elite club is by being blonde. Any savage Viking past will do. No questions asked.
Hurr durr, Im an Aryan. Worship my face. We will fight Muslims and Jews with our tiny shitty movement they have probably never even heard about. Strategy includes drowning them in informative leaflets.
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