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stonk on 

Refering to an insanely erect male penis!!
I had an absolute stonk on!! It was uncontrolable!!
stonk on by Genoa II December 24, 2007
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Stonk On 

An insanely hard morning wood that won't go down
Sharpie - "Oi wid I had a right stonk on this morning"

Wid- "Nah that's a walnut no wonder she won't put out"
Stonk On by Sharpie&Wid February 26, 2018

stonk on 

Got a right stonk on now!”
stonk on by AwesomeGuy898 June 30, 2025

stank on my hang-low 

To have sexual intercourse with a woman resulting in the penis smelling like a can of tuna.
Where's Stan?
He left with that chick to get some stank on his hang-low
stank on my hang-low by Grouch April 19, 2004

stank on the hang down 

to have the smell of, or vaginal secretions... upon your penis
Dude, Im goin to town and gittin me some stank on the old hang down!

put some stank on it 

(phrase), (sl) - Phrase meaning to add a personal flare, or special ability to any given task or action. As in throwing an especially fast fast-ball, or making a difficult billiards shot. This can be applied to almost anything where talent is a factor in achieving the desired result.
I've never seen such a shot pulled off under those conditions! He really put some stank on it that time!

Stank on the plank

Sticking your weiner in a dirty pussy because your sexual needs out weigh your common sense.
April's pussy was so stanky but I was really horny. I needed to get some stank on the plank
Stank on the plank by Process idiot November 21, 2022
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Is that cake?

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“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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