stoney baloney

The act of smoking so much mary jane everything you say is a bunch of baloney.

Not to be confused with the deli meat balogna, which is a cluster fuck of random cow/horse parts

"Man last friday I smoked a blizzy and was stoney baloney!"

stoney baloney by King John the I April 17, 2009

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Stoney Baloney

When you are too high to be true

Bro, i'm stoney baloney right now!

Stoney Baloney by StoneyGrassBurner October 16, 2022

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Stoney Baloney

When your so fuckin stoned you just gotta take a minute to realize you don't have a baloney sandwich

What the fuck man I'm stoney baloney buh didn't make that goddamn baloney sandwich

Stoney Baloney by MKD775 May 14, 2019

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Stoney Baloney

Someone who smokes so much weed that all they eat is baloney and lay in their bed with their fat ol dog

“I’m so baked they might as well call me Stoney Baloney”

Stoney Baloney by Jollikush Lawnmower July 25, 2018

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Stoney Boloney

🔥 A FAKER..Someone who is pretending to be higher than they appear to be.... They are a STONEY BOLONEY

🔥 LOOK..HE'S NOT EVEN INHALING THE JOINT.. HE'S A STONEY BOLONEY

Stoney Boloney by ClassicRonnie December 1, 2019

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stone balone

Really fucking high

I shoved the urinal cake up my asshole and was stone balone

stone balone by Johan kine April 15, 2014

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

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