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stoney baloney 

The act of smoking so much mary jane everything you say is a bunch of baloney.

Not to be confused with the deli meat balogna, which is a cluster fuck of random cow/horse parts
"Man last friday I smoked a blizzy and was stoney baloney!"
Words you can keep

Stoney Baloney 

Bro, i'm stoney baloney right now!
Stoney Baloney by StoneyGrassBurner October 16, 2022

Stoney Baloney 

When your so fuckin stoned you just gotta take a minute to realize you don't have a baloney sandwich
What the fuck man I'm stoney baloney buh didn't make that goddamn baloney sandwich
Stoney Baloney by MKD775 May 14, 2019

Stoney Baloney 

Someone who smokes so much weed that all they eat is baloney and lay in their bed with their fat ol dog
ā€œI’m so baked they might as well call me Stoney Baloneyā€

Stoney Boloney 

šŸ”„ A FAKER..Someone who is pretending to be higher than they appear to be.... They are a STONEY BOLONEY
šŸ”„ LOOK..HE'S NOT EVEN INHALING THE JOINT.. HE'S A STONEY BOLONEY
Stoney Boloney by ClassicRonnie December 1, 2019

stone balone 

I shoved the urinal cake up my asshole and was stone balone
stone balone by Johan kine April 15, 2014
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

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2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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