stoney baloney

The act of smoking so much mary jane everything you say is a bunch of baloney.

Not to be confused with the deli meat balogna, which is a cluster fuck of random cow/horse parts

"Man last friday I smoked a blizzy and was stoney baloney!"

stoney baloney by King John the I April 17, 2009

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Stoney Baloney

When you are too high to be true

Bro, i'm stoney baloney right now!

Stoney Baloney by StoneyGrassBurner October 16, 2022

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Stoney Baloney

When your so fuckin stoned you just gotta take a minute to realize you don't have a baloney sandwich

What the fuck man I'm stoney baloney buh didn't make that goddamn baloney sandwich

Stoney Baloney by MKD775 May 14, 2019

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Stoney Baloney

Someone who smokes so much weed that all they eat is baloney and lay in their bed with their fat ol dog

“I’m so baked they might as well call me Stoney Baloney”

Stoney Baloney by Jollikush Lawnmower July 25, 2018

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Stoney Boloney

🔥 A FAKER..Someone who is pretending to be higher than they appear to be.... They are a STONEY BOLONEY

🔥 LOOK..HE'S NOT EVEN INHALING THE JOINT.. HE'S A STONEY BOLONEY

Stoney Boloney by ClassicRonnie December 1, 2019

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stone balone

Really fucking high

I shoved the urinal cake up my asshole and was stone balone

stone balone by Johan kine April 15, 2014

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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