A Stanky thot is a thot which there pussy smells like old rotten fish. When you fuck the stanky thot hard enough she has uncontrollable diarrhea all over you and spreads it everywhere. When the stanky thot is done shitting all over you she leaves your house and fucks another man leaving all the shit on her self.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.