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Stinky Hank

n. an act similar to the "Wet Willy" involving the insertion of one's finger in one's own rectum, and then placing it into the ear of another. Other variations of this are the "Stinky Wet Hank", used with diarrhea; and, the other, with the substitution of one's finger with one's own penis.
Emo Pat (coming in crying tears of joy): Oh, fellow confidants, my dear yonder Rachel hath given me ye olde stinky hank last night in mine horseless-carriage upon the misty mountain hop!

Confidants: FAR OUT!

Rachel (smashing through the wall): And, he returned the favour...BOO YAH, GRANDMA!
Stinky Hank by Danny Tetlock March 13, 2005
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Ranky Stanky Hanky Panky 

a Dirty Old NASTY Crusty Musty Hairy Used Booty.
YO DADDY's BOOTY! its Ranky Stanky Hanky Panky

"Shonky Donkey" (with the stanky hanky panky) 

"A TRANS-mission known for taking it in the PRSION PURSE in Dillion State Park"
"Shonky Donkey" (with the stanky hanky panky) is also PBR stands for (Park Bandit Running)

Shonky Donkey (with the stanky hanky panky)

πŸ—£πŸ—£πŸ—£The act of having "dirty booty bandit" play in Dillon State Park @11:20am on May 20, 2001.. Where 2 arrests were made that faithful day and a certain game warden has PTSD from what he encountered that day
Shonky Donkey (with the stanky hanky panky)

(PBR means "Park Bandit Running")

Shonky Donkey (with the stanky hanky panky)

πŸ—£πŸ—£πŸ—£The act of having "dirty booty bandit" play in Dillon State Park @11:20am on May 20, 2001.. Where 2 arrests were made that faithful day and a certain game warden has PTSD from what he encountered that day
Shonky Donkey (with the stanky hanky panky)

(PBR means "Park Bandit Running")

Stankyhank 

skampi, karpinksi, a homie
Stankyhank was here...
Stankyhank by Kriebs91 May 23, 2018

hanky stanky

The act of partaking in sexual activites (i.e. beej, bonage, blumpkin)
Yo broton, me and that dime got deep into some country style hanky stanky.
hanky stanky by Simon Brolivar November 16, 2009