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Five fingers of stink 

The act of cupping ones hand over ones own bare buttocks when farting. To complete the act you rapidly raise your cupped hand to your nose and take a deep breath to sample your odor from your hand.
My farts were deadly, yet I could not help myself from performing the five fingers of stink.
Five fingers of stink by Moldred August 23, 2010

Stink finger 

Any of the fab five are prospects, but suspect would be the guilty finger who forced entry into the walls of a genital only to make out with an odorous stink finger..ooh wee
Jerry and Larry were cruising the boulevard on a Friday night and they were so into exchanging sniffs from eacother's stink finger from their dates that night that they ran a red light and didn't even realize they did.
Stink finger by Roobeer March 12, 2020

Stink Finger Gargler 

Almost the opposite of a rusty trombone, in which, while fellating a male, you insert your fingers into their anus.
Spenny's favorite wrestling move is the Stink Finger Gargler

Stink Finger 

The smell associated with inserting your fingers in a woman's vagina.
I fingered Louise last night and got me stink finger
Stink Finger by Sheldon December 26, 2003

stink finger 

When sticking ones finger in someones anus/vagina and then sniffing it.
Matt had a stink finger after coming home from playing with Hanna.
stink finger by Kacie and Shelby February 21, 2005

Stink Finger Lloyd 

When someone is wiping their anus and finger/fingers accidentally enter their anal cavity but they don’t wash their hands
Tom: I just saw someone with shit on their fingers.
Jerry: He must have pulled a stink finger Lloyd on accident.