Stilts

n. Ebonics for car hydraulics.

Shit nigga, that ride has some phat stilts.

by Hypereia May 6, 2010

stilt

To be vengeful and hold grudges

"You're a real stilt, you know that?!"

by Sophia.B April 28, 2018

stilting

The ancient Japanese art in which two men are tied together at the waist and can navigate only by flexing their erect penises like legs. Often are composed into races, similar to three-legged races.

Tim: Soccer is no longer the gayest sport.
Frank: Why?
Tim: I just watched a stilting tournament.

by BrokebackJonah February 1, 2011

stilt

A boss man with a sexual erge for boysss eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

'that guy a stilt'
'why'
'he like males bruv eeeeeeeeeeeeee'

by PU$$ylips January 19, 2020

Egg on stilts

When one has skinny legs and an egg shaped body.

Hey did you see Brianna's great legs! Too bad she is so Humpty in the middle...she is an egg on stilts.

by Pantypie September 15, 2016

Joke on Stilts

A term used to describe something outrageous.

Friend: "Dude, Drew Brees tossed ten touchdowns today."
You: "What! Thats a joke on stilts."

by H2opolowinner October 11, 2010

Cunt Stilts

Cunt Stilts can also be referred to as female legs but in more of a derogatory way. Just like you wouldn't call a women a Cunt you wouldn't call her legs Cunt Stilts.

Dude#1: "Hey look at that hottie over there!" "Nice legs!"
Dude#2 "Man she looks like a stuck up cunt. Those aren't legs! They're cunt stilts. Let her hobble out of here on those Cunt Stilts before my pimp hand gets too strong!

by Lance.Pimpstrong June 19, 2010