Hey bro i always sit in the front get in the backseat! 'Hey "brother" you have a stick in the butt take it out, you'll walk better.'
by CharlieClark956 March 06, 2015
Someone who is particularistic, ridged, and not flexible. Not fun, cannot see humor, and overall, unpleasant.
by Family Sherpa February 21, 2014
by who the fuck gives a shit June 08, 2003
by slimeballs October 29, 2017
To pass off bad news as good news. Usually it applies to when this act is incredibly obvious and poorly executed. When this is done, it is usually even more offensive than simply telling someone the bad news.
The doctor said that Joe was lucky to be paralyzed, since he'd no longer have to worry about getting into skateboarding accidents. All he did was stick a dick in his butt and call it Christmas.
by magusguy September 18, 2007
April 17th is the designated day for sticking Cheetos up your butt, posting it on your only fans, and making hella money off it.
Guy 1: Yo today's April 17th, you know what that means..
Guy 2: Oh shit it's Make Money Off Sticking Cheetos Up Your Butt Day already??? Sick.
Guy 2: Oh shit it's Make Money Off Sticking Cheetos Up Your Butt Day already??? Sick.
by p u s s y s l a y e r 2 0 0 0 April 17, 2021