A Steel
Wool Virgin is when you are having sex with a woman for the first
time and her pubic hair has the consistency and feel of a Brillo Pad (and she doesn't know because no one'
s ever told her). The coarse, wiry pubic hair, in itself, is not generally the problem; if you are careful, it can be avoided. The problem is when those hairs are long enough to find their way into the mouth of the vagina during sex & make the
penis feel like it is being
cut by a couple dozen mini-razor blades through out the act. The man is usually too afraid to voice the painful concern's of his
penis out of fear that it
may end that first encounter & the last thing you want to do is give her a complex. After a few dates, casually bringing up that you like it when women shave usually does the
trick with out upsetting her (But, Steel Wool Virgins Must Continue To Shave on a Regular Basis. The only thing worse than the original steel wool hair is feeling that area with three
day's worth of stubble. Its like rubbing your
testicles with fish wrapped in
wet sandpaper. When this happens, the woman is "Deforested", meaning the
trees have all been cut down, but the stumps are all still there). On the whole, its not her fault that she doesn't know that she feels like you're having sex with a garbage disposal, so its your responsibility to find a way to change that (specifically before scabs start to form...). If all goes right, but you do break up eventually, you'll be doing the next guy a huge favor.
Man, I was with this Steel Wool Virgin last
night and by the
time we were done, I needed a blood transfusion, a partial skin graft and a whole lotta band-
aids
