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steel wool 

Extremely prickly pubic hairs around the vagina area. Usually found in black chicks. Going down on a girl who has steel wool isn't pleasant any may result in irritation around the mouth region.
"Daamn! Lashanda gots some serious steel wool down there."
steel wool by Suga Shano Mack July 29, 2006
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Steel wool 

Rubbing your bush all over his bald head
Last night was so sensual. She steel wool'd me for hours
Steel wool by Orogen August 28, 2020

Steel Wool 

The act of getting head from a sexual partner, and having your jungle pubes stuck in their braces.
Jon: "Damn! That was amazing."
Beth: *Yanks head back*
Jon: "Ow! Looks like you got a bad case of Steel Wool."
Steel Wool by RobbyWehmes June 12, 2013

Steel Wool 

Eric got a a hella facial rash going down on that steel wool.
Steel Wool by Colbywoncanobi May 9, 2018

Steel Wool Slip-and-slide 

(Similar to a Mustache Ride)

A four play act in which a man with a large (generally course) beard pleasures a females genitals with his tongue while rubbing his beard against it.

Generally done by intoxicated, lusty, middle aged men who take great pride in the thickness and coursness of their beards to the great displeasure of their partners.
Beth: Man I got drunk with Marks Dad last night and the mutha fucker gave me the the ole "Steel Wool Slip-and-slide" I wont be able to feel my pussy for days."

Dale:Oh ya, see that ole couger at the bar Joe? She's got a real nice wiggle to her and barely any birthin scars. Yap, I might let her take a trip down the steel wool slip-and-slide tonight if she's lucky.

Steel Wool Virgin 

A Steel Wool Virgin is when you are having sex with a woman for the first time and her pubic hair has the consistency and feel of a Brillo Pad (and she doesn't know because no one's ever told her). The coarse, wiry pubic hair, in itself, is not generally the problem; if you are careful, it can be avoided. The problem is when those hairs are long enough to find their way into the mouth of the vagina during sex & make the penis feel like it is being cut by a couple dozen mini-razor blades through out the act. The man is usually too afraid to voice the painful concern's of his penis out of fear that it may end that first encounter & the last thing you want to do is give her a complex. After a few dates, casually bringing up that you like it when women shave usually does the trick with out upsetting her (But, Steel Wool Virgins Must Continue To Shave on a Regular Basis. The only thing worse than the original steel wool hair is feeling that area with three day's worth of stubble. Its like rubbing your testicles with fish wrapped in wet sandpaper. When this happens, the woman is "Deforested", meaning the trees have all been cut down, but the stumps are all still there). On the whole, its not her fault that she doesn't know that she feels like you're having sex with a garbage disposal, so its your responsibility to find a way to change that (specifically before scabs start to form...). If all goes right, but you do break up eventually, you'll be doing the next guy a huge favor.
Man, I was with this Steel Wool Virgin last night and by the time we were done, I needed a blood transfusion, a partial skin graft and a whole lotta band-aids
Steel Wool Virgin by ZStar930 April 18, 2011

Red Steel Wool

Going down on a really hairy girl during the heaviest flow of her period.
Me: "Timmy, why is your face all red?"
Timmy: "Cuz I woke up to some red steel wool this morning... asshole."
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