Texas Steam Shovel

When you shat in a girls mouth and then make her deep throat your dick

I gave her a texas steam shovel last night.

by Lendale April 4, 2008

a steam-shovelled cunt

"Norman Sheun?"
"Yeah hi, is a Steam-Shovelled Cunt there?"
"no, no, nobody here by that name, mate"

by endorphous January 13, 2004

A sexual maneuver in which a gentleman poops upon his partner and then uses his penis to fling said poop to and fro.

"Bro, I totally gave this chick a Shanghai steam shovel last night, bro"
"Dude, wash that shit off! Did you get any in her eye?"

by TheDregsofG-R-E-G November 4, 2011

The sexual act of shitting on your partners chest, then using your erect penis to scoop up the shit and shovel it into their mouth.

My girlfriend wanted to try something new in bed, so I gave her the old “Mississippi steam shovel”

by Baby Dick January 24, 2025

Where you fuck a girl in the ass then pull out and make her suck your dick.

by Spoondick January 24, 2014