Steamed Alaskan King Crab Legs.

The most hilarious (but delicious) item on the Crab Trap menu. Usually spoke slowly for funny effect.

ME: Hey Paige how about we try the Steamed Alaskan King Crab Legs.?!

PAIGE: ahahahahahahhahahah sure!!

by cammi629 April 17, 2010

Boston Steam Pot

The act of licking your partners butthole in a hot tub.

Me and the tinder date had a hot tub soak and I pleasured them with a Boston Steam Pot.

by Pendleton September 3, 2022

Wilson Steam Roller

A man who enjoys dumping on other men's chest then smearing it all over. A man by the name of J.Wilson.

Wow that man loves a Wilson Steam Roller

by Predator69 March 11, 2017

velvet steam roller

When a man sits on the face of another person with the asshole meeting the eyes of the person laying down. The scrotal sack is stretched over the persons nose laying down while passing gas slowly pulling the sack up to the nose.

As I was sitting down, I slowly draped my sack over her upper lip and released the heat encapsulating the full body of the Velvet Steam Roller into her sinus cavity.

by QDOGGY February 8, 2023

Ocracoke steam bag

The act of fillet and release out of season red snappers then Steam in the inlet and sacking the badge man in the ball bag and steam to the dock.

Hey billy I gave him the ol 1,2 buckle the shoe. His dumbass got the ocracoke steam bag.

by Theslimwhiffer March 7, 2023

steaming melvin

when a woman gives oral sex to a man while he is sitting on the toilet pooping

Jane gave John a steaming melvin at the truck stop.

by Mavennica February 2, 2010

steaming teapot

When someone blows you so hard they have semen coming out of their nose

I turned that girls face into a steaming teapot

by Tyson the douche October 26, 2015