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stealink

another way of saying stealing but in a dumber and silly tone
man: you are stealink my nuts
squirrel: mumbles in harsh tone
by chinaboi351 January 9, 2019
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stealing chromies

stealing nice valve caps off of cars
Damn dude I went all last night stealing chromies an got sum sick ones!
by NoWaYyOUhOE October 1, 2009
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pen stealing

Scriptoclepto: a person who steals any writing utensil, such as pens/pencils/markers, from people, offices, restaurants etc. without remorse.
"You left Samantha alone in your office?! She's a scriptoclepto! Unless you lockdown your pen, don't expect your favorite one to be there."

"Pen stealing should be a crime; thank God it's not or I'd be in jail forever."
by Ben & Silence September 12, 2013
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lemon stealing whores

person 1: i hope the lemon stealing whores don't steal any of our lemons.
person 2: yeah we should get insurance on our lemon tree.

person 1: if you were a lemon i'd put you on my shelf and cherish you.
person 2: *turns into lemon*
by The Lemon Stealing Whore April 12, 2014
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They be stealin' my bucket

Jimmy: Give me your I-pod
Barry: no
Jimmy: fine, I'll just take it
Barry: oh ta noes, they be stealin' my bucket!
by Homie G-dwg December 7, 2009
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Stealing Pencils

The act of showing that the person is admitting to having sexual attraction to men which makes the person extra extra gay.
John Doe: *Steals pencil*

Joe: Nigga you gay for stealing pencils
by The Peanut Myth November 1, 2019
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penny stealing jew

A Jew typically around the time of 1939 to 1945 (Or world war 2) That steals penny's
You penny stealing Jew! To the gas chambers with you!
by Quite literally hitler July 23, 2017
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