A random who always finds a way to ruin a perfectly good facebook status through irrelevantcomments.
Drew: Look at my sweet status! It took me like an hour to think of it!
Chad: Wow you're gay... too bad that kid ruined it, who the hell is that by the way?
Drew: God damnit thats Greg, he's a notorious status killer.
When someone you don't especially like leaves an unwanted comment on your facebook status, so people you want actually commenting and liking it tend to avoid it for fear of getting a response from the unwanted commenter.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.