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the hottest people on earth; they have large penises and are very attractive.
gina: hey what are you doing tonight?

amanda: fucking the Statens!

gina: wow their dicks are so big you're not gonna be able to walk tomorrow!
by statenlover69 December 28, 2010
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An adjective used to describe something guido or overly trendy in the image of the Staten Island style - the borough that wishes it was part of NYC but just isn't.
That northface jacket is so staten!
by Not From NY October 18, 2005
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