Allergen Statement: This product contains foods, that many contain other foods, that are processed in a facility that processes foods, that may contain milk, milk products, peanuts, nuts, tree products, plant products, or animals products, which many cause an allergic reaction, to this food, or any other food, that contains food when eaten properly or improperly; call 911 if eaten for food or if not conscious lie still, don't panic and wait until help arrives.
by Quido1 December 29, 2010
(noun)-the act of missing a shot over the cross bar in soccer and having to chase the ball down.
(verb)-missing an easy shot and cussing because you have to chase your ball 50 yards from where you were.
(verb)-missing an easy shot and cussing because you have to chase your ball 50 yards from where you were.
Person 1: "Shoot!"
Person 2: *Shot* and ball flies away
Person 1: HAHA! BANK STATEMENT!
Person 2: *%$@! Can you get my ball please?
Person 1: Hell no! I'm not walking to China today!
Person 2: *Shot* and ball flies away
Person 1: HAHA! BANK STATEMENT!
Person 2: *%$@! Can you get my ball please?
Person 1: Hell no! I'm not walking to China today!
by Don't use your real name!!!! May 1, 2010
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A writing from the artist that explains there work to some degree, usually fraught with words that they nor the viewer know. It does also typically include formal elements of the work, themes, and contextual information. More typically these statements of less than a page leave readers more confused than when they viewed the artists work, as the artist explains their work as if they were on LSD.
That artist statement is amazing, I can't even tell if I am a self-aware human being right now.
Andy Warhol said that he did not need an artist statement, "there is nothing behind it".
Andy Warhol said that he did not need an artist statement, "there is nothing behind it".
by punkrawkz7 February 28, 2012
The Boys: What took you so long dropping off your girl?
Dude: Oh you know, just writing mission statements.
Dude: Oh you know, just writing mission statements.
by 50ShadesOfGayy May 20, 2020
A statement that provides little to no importance, leaves the audience in confusion and is usually followed up with, “and then I found $20” to regain some attention to one’s self.
Hey guys! While was driving to work today, I saw this bird flying this morning pretty high in the sky.... and the I found $20! - that is a Patrick statement
by Professional Fur Handler August 25, 2018
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