Sex where the girl's arms and legs are spread as far apart as possible, like a starfish. Legs open wide, arms out, and a very bored look on her face as she rolls her eyes and waits for the guy to be done.
While he thought they were having makeup sex, in her mind she had basicly surrendered to giving him silent angry starfish sex.
I don't care if all I get outta her is starfish sex. She ain't nothin' but a bang piece anyway.
An Individual who is the equivalent of dead fish in bed, aka just lies there and does nothing. Individuals of this particular variety can usually found prowling coffee shops for rich unsuspecting prey. If encountered ways to evade are to act poor and/or play bad footsie. Distinguishing factors include incredibly short height, a fondness for butter chicken and a vape accompanying them.
essentially the same thing as awkward turtle except in moments where there is sexual tension. accompanied by a sort of blinking star formation of the hand in which the fist is clenched and unclenched to indicate a squirming starfish.
an awkwardly sexual moment you can say sexual tension starfish and squish your hands, similarly to making the handmotions of awkward turtle
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"