Starcher 

a crazy person you dont mess with

"hey man dont fuck with a Starcher, you'll probably get ur ass beat"

Starcher by commonthug February 20, 2009

McKinley Starcher 

The sexiest beast alive. Super funny and chill. Also loves her friends. She is very athletic and smart. She is drop dead gorgeous. All the boys want her. She comes from a rich family but stays humble. Her eyes sparkle. She is not a quiet person. She loves everyone and loves donald trump. She is super savage and good at skateboarding and surfing she has the power to change the world if you know a Mckinley keep her she is the best

Shit, Maddie your Mckinley Starcher friend..... Oh you lucky bitch

McKinley Starcher by BitchLasa March 7, 2019

mike starcher 

A Gay fat Hog

Looks like a Mike starcher mud pit behind your house, do you own livestock?

mike starcher by Mr. Alimony November 11, 2019

Starched 

Getting knocked out cold so hard and fast, the victims body goes semi rigid before falling flat on their face.

fool picked a fight with that little kungfu master and got kicked so hard he was starched.

Starched by TheJDH November 7, 2016

Starched Towelette

The art of masturbating into a kitchen or bathroom towel, then returning it to the shelf folded away as if nothing happened.

Dude.... why are these towels sticking together???

- well remember when you were flurting with my girlfriend?? i decided to come in here and "starch" them for you.

dude......

Brad was being a real douche bag so i went in his house while he was at the bank and starched all of his towels.

In the that episode of South Park about Towely's intervention.... "Towleye" (as he spells it) was extra starchy.

starched towelette

Starched Towelette by Team Sexual July 13, 2010

stacherash 

After going down on a bitch for ages with stubble it irritates her skin around the fanny. Rash by Moustache

Hey wanna fuck again Angel?

"Ehh, no way,Stacherash is killin me"

stacherash by Graham Wallace August 6, 2007

Starched Sock 

A sock that you keep by the bed to jerk off into. So called because eventually it gets stiff as a board from all the dried chimp.

Don't look under the bed- there may be a couple of starched socks under there!

Starched Sock by Big Chimper July 7, 2003