This is the story of a man named Stanley. Stanley worked for a company in a big building where he was Employee #427.
Employee #427's job was simple: he sat at his desk in Room 427 and he pushed buttons on a keyboard.
Orders came to him through a monitor on his desk telling him what buttons to push, how long to push them, and in what order. This is what Employee #427 did every day of every month of every year, and although others may have considered it soul rending, Stanley relished every moment that the orders came in, as though he had been made exactly for this job.
And Stanley was happy.
Employee #427's job was simple: he sat at his desk in Room 427 and he pushed buttons on a keyboard.
Orders came to him through a monitor on his desk telling him what buttons to push, how long to push them, and in what order. This is what Employee #427 did every day of every month of every year, and although others may have considered it soul rending, Stanley relished every moment that the orders came in, as though he had been made exactly for this job.
And Stanley was happy.
by #427 February 27, 2023
Get the stanleymug. little dickhead with a microscopic dick, who also acts so tough when really hes just a baby inside. He'll never become a man so everyone should treat him like the little boy he'll always be.
by itssude87 June 8, 2022
Get the stanleymug. stanley is the sexiest person you’ll ever see. if you are his friend you are extremely lucky because he will spoil you like 😮😡🤷 ♂️🫣🥰. he has a massive cock nd he loves to play lots of instruments. he is so nice, smart, sexy, cute, big cock. he’s just the most perfect human being ever.
by stanlol123 March 8, 2023
Get the stanleymug. person 1: damn girl those are some saggy eye bags you got
person 2: I'm just mad stanley today. only got 2 hours of sleep last night
person 1: yah g I feel you, i been feeling mad stanley these past few days too
person 2: I'm just mad stanley today. only got 2 hours of sleep last night
person 1: yah g I feel you, i been feeling mad stanley these past few days too
by melanatedman69creamerboy April 17, 2022
Get the stanleymug. Short for "Stanley knife".
by neglesaks.dk July 15, 2008
Get the stanleymug. You've put on a lot a weight recently, you're looking like a bit of a Stanley
Did you eat all of my pasta, your such a bloody Stanley!
Did you eat all of my pasta, your such a bloody Stanley!
by truther23 June 8, 2018
Get the stanleymug. by Ben63 December 8, 2006
Get the stanleymug.