Stalked

To be completely high on hallucinagenic mushrooms i.e. the stalks from them.

Boy gets up off floor after being spaced out looking at the sky and says
'Man I'm Stalked!'

by Manav July 3, 2005

stalking

when no just isn't enough

inmate 1: Why you here?
inmate 2: My girlfriend broke up with me so I followed her around for a year or so.
inmate 1: What did they charge you with?
inmate 2: stalking

by goatcheese June 13, 2004

stalking

How to show that you really love her

When you're stalking, a restraining order is just another way of saying "I love you too."

by mandingoh April 7, 2006

No stalk

Phrase used before one inadvertently says something that sounds stalkerish on Facebook.

Carter: "No stalk but I noticed you changed your quotes on your profile. I love Hunter S Thompson too!"

Jane: Okaaay.

by Maximum Carter February 26, 2010

stalked by

the equivalent to walked by, in facebook and other social networking sites, to check out someones status or page

I just stalked by your fb page to say hi!

I stalked by his page and saw some nasty pics.

by krazykrakhed March 20, 2011

Stalking

Look behind you

-from jimmy newtron the stalker

“Omg go away guy stalking me”

by Clipclap July 1, 2020

no stalk

A term used to reduce awkwardness or rejection.

Hey, I just saw your baby sister at the mall, no stalk.

Refer to no homo

by Kyle___ April 9, 2010