expensive tuition fees, shitty staff and facilities. These are some of the characteristics that define the jumped up Polytechnic that masquerades as a British University: Staffordshire University.

Studying at 'Staffs' is frustrating at the best of times due to the lack of shit to do, the total lack of originality on campus and the non-existent communication with staff; 90 percent of which do not hold qualifications above Ba level. As a result, the few Professors that do 'teach' at this institution revel in the glory. Administration at Staffs is also diabolical.

The fear of finding a good job after graduation from 'Staffs'is ever present and regularly forced down students throats in lectures. However, guest lecturers are always visiting and telling you how awesome their job and salary is.

Walt Disney should be turning in his grave.
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by kopantz August 25, 2008
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The 2nd highest clan rank in Halo 2 on Xbox Live. You can recruit new members and change the clan roles of the people under you.
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consisting of 4 girls who claim that "we don't run" but "we run shit". In truth, these girls are nothing more than alcoholic cheerleaders.
While staff throws good parties, they are a lot of drama.
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