SSJ

Super Sad Jew

Derogative term for a Jew. Often used as slang for a Jew who lost family during the Holocaust.

His grandma was killed in the Holocaust, and now he's bitching about it, what an SSJ.

by FlippyBaetender October 20, 2018

SSJ

Shit Shower Jerk. First, you take a shit. Then you shower and in the shower, you jerk off.

"I'll be there in 40 min I got to SSJ real quick"

by Boyas Tobero March 29, 2021

SSJ

SSJ is a mix of bestfriends that even if there far away they with stick together. There like conjoined triplets, if u separate them they will be miserable.🥰🥺they love each other and from young ages will stick together. Even when they get mad at each other they will never stop being SSJ I’m not alowed to say there names but u gotta get best friends like these. there are no refunds and no regrets.💙❤️🥰

SSJ is life, SSJ forever.❤️❤️

by SSJ forever November 12, 2018

SSJ

To Shit, Shower, and jerkoff.

Hey bro… I might be running late I have to SSJ.

by ryano April 10, 2022