A woman with excessive pubic hair causing a startling jump back reaction upon site , similar to the reaction of encountering a hairy three eyed spider waiting for it's prey.
Guy 1: How was your date ?
Guy 2: It was great , till I encountered a spidina, I wasn't sure if I needed to grab the Raid, a shoe or a razor man...
Girl to guy : SMACK ! (Hits guy in back of head)
Guy: WTH, why did you hit me for ?
Girl: Apologies, you had a spidina trying to get into your brain, you'll be okay now I just got rid of it for you :)
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. PenguinBooks,1992. p. 38)