squirrel blanket

an example of nonfunctional knitting, weaving, or other fabric art

rosie the artist had some squirrel blankets in rachel's show at the gallery for women and their work

by bossa screwanova September 14, 2009

squirrel blanket

a discarded woolen. a lost scarf or glove.

you've left a squirrel blanket, honey. pick up your mitten!

by quinwithey December 10, 2008

squirrel blanket

a g string.

I heard Ted Binion's girlfriend (the one who maybe killed him) started out in Vegas designing squirrel blankets.

by Candi Barre September 24, 2009

squirrel blanket

someone sexually desirable but nutty.

sarah silverman is a squirrel blanket.

by edsel macfadden May 27, 2009